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Quite Fascinating
1. Being kissed does not mean you are loved.
Ask Jesus about Judas
2. 80% of cute girls are single because all boys
think she definitely has a boyfriend!
3. Welcome to Africa where Jesus sends you a
whatsapp message and threatens to kill you if
do not send it to 20 people
4. No matter how light skinned you are, your
shadow will always be black
5. Gaining weight while you owe me money is a
sign of Disrespect. # LOLZ
6. The distance between Egypt and Israel is
613km but it took moses and Israelites 40
years to
complete their journey. On average each day
walked only 43 metres, yes only 43 metres,
half of what Usain Bolt do in 5 seconds. I just
wish if moses was around to explain this
7. The reason why some other guys treats you
better than your boyfriend is because they
slept with you yet.
8. Some ladies will be matching purses with
But cannot match babies to their real Daddies #
9. MARY was a virgin and she married a
(JOSEPH). You are not a virgin and you are
for a billionaire to marry you?
I will not say anything
10. No African girl will choose six packs over
six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to
11. If the government would ban women from
using makeup, a lot of kids will not recognise
12. The only person a woman attentively
listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly
as he say is a
PHOTOGRAPHER, otherwise if you're not a
sit down and be strong
13. You haven't moved on if you still remember
your Ex's phone number. I'm not gonna argue
with you.
14. It took Manchester united 25 games
to move from 6th to 5th
But it took them just one loss to move from 5th
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Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn, what do
you want to lose again...
Your life?